Sh*t Writers Say

We talk about FOOD.

And consequences.

We talk about smelling food. (Research, am I right?)

We pat ourselves on the back by indulging in more…that’s right, folks…FOOD. Nothing says “great job” like celebratory cake.

Oh, but wait, cinnamon bun first, then…writing goal…then cake.

We Greet.

We Worry.

We make the Hard Choices.

We Blame.

We Threaten.

We look for…stuff.

We really have no idea what we’re doing. And the people in our heads won’t talk about it.

We call ourselves very odd things.

We see a beautiful day and are inspired to do more odd things.

We never leave our office and can find a way to do just about everything, including…

Oh, and you best believe we’ll find a place to type that word that isn’t really a word and make it work, by George.

#FreakyGod/dess titles for EVERYONE! You’re all the best part of my day.